ledbythewind | APPOINTMENTS POST

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APPOINTMENTS POST

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GO NUTS.

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[... Scoooooting Richard's drink so it lines up with the hand's trajectory.

Only it takes Sanji two tries to succeed.

... What? >_> He's loaded with the equivalent of seventeen shots by now.]

[This strikes Richard as absolutely hilarious. Cue a fit of giggles that almost topples him right off his barstool until he grabs at Sanji's shoulder with his free hand to help regain his balance. And then he'll just take another swig of his drink, clearly the best idea.]

[Oh hell, Richard's a giggle drunk. Which in turn strikes Sanji amusing and he nearly snorts in his Going Merry.

Somehow he manages to school his expression and turn to look at his drinking partner with a srs bzns face] Oi! Stop being... being...

[Just wait for it. There's a good word he's grasping for, something that describes the situation perfectly. He's just gotta find it...]

[Aha!]

Contagious!

I'm contagious?

[That's a funny word. Why didn't he ever notice how funny it sounds before? Maybe because no one has ever called him that before.]

Wha-- no, not you. [He'd actually meant Richard's laughter, but trying to explain as much is slowly becoming a herculean effort]

Howza human gonna be contagious?

Perhaps it's like... like something that smells bad when you get it on your clothes.

[It makes perfect sense!]

But you dun-- don't smell bad.

... You're not on my shitty clothes, either.

[THIS CAN BE FIXED. Don't mind him just sort of draping himself on you, Sanji. Did he mention he's also a very affectionate drunk?

There, now he's on Sanji's clothes!]

[... Well.

This is new.

And of course, Sanji has hit the point where his brain-to-mouth filter has fled the premises. He says the first thing that comes to mind while staring at Richard in vague wonder]

Shit, you're girly-looking.

Why thank you.

[Because in his mind, there's no way that wasn't meant as a compliment. And he IS quite proud of his hair, thank you. He's also got quite nice, lovely long eyelashes...]

Ha! You say that so casually.

[A frown, in which he rolls his shoulder so Richard is lying more comfortable on him. No, really, Sanji's fairly used to men draping themselves on him - blame Usopp - though admittedly, when Richard does it, the chef is unsure how far is too far and...

And he's thinking way too hard about this. Moving on.]

Don't do anything that's gonna make Isamu jealous.

[No, Sanji, that is not the direction you're supposed to move in.]

[Richard has already made himself perfectly comfortable on Sanji's shoulder there, but if the chef wants to assist in that, he's not about to complain. Sanji's a bit bony, though. Then again, he leans on Isamu a lot, so he's used to it.]

We could always invite him to come join us.

[His brain hasn't quite parsed the less innocent implications of that line yet.]

Thazna-- That's not how you... not make people jealous, Richard... Isamu's not-- not gonna share!

[All those negatives and Sanji's sentence spikes at the end in a confused pitch, like he's unsure what he's saying. Obviously, the best answer is to drown his sorrows in the other half of his drink]

We can just... we'll order him his own drink. Besides, he's quite used to sharing with me, although he does have a tendency to take more than... most of the blankets.

[He's a blanket hog, sad but true. At least Richard is used to it by now. (And totally unaware of the fact that he's probably just making this conversation worse in the process.)]

...

You two share a bed.

Yes, we do.

[It's not like it's a new development, nor is it something they really keep secret. In fact, he thought Sanji already knew about it.]

[Hey, hey, he forgot, okay? And it's not really a surprise so much as an amusing confirmation.]

So. When are you two getting married again? [Asks the straight man to the gay man leaning on him.

This conversation is flawless.]

Will you make us a cake?

[That's an exciting thought. Sanji's cakes are god tier; Richard sees absolutely no drawbacks to this.

Except for the fact that there isn't actually going to be any marriage, but details.]

Of course I am! [He puffs up proudly] Who else is gonna make a cake as good as me?

I knew I could count on you!

[GETTING A LITTLE NUZZLY NOW WITH THAT HUGGING. Sanji might notice that he smells like... honeysuckle. Also probably not a huge surprise, considering.]

[It's telling how far Sanji has come in his two and a half years in Luceti if his reaction to a man nuzzling him is not abject horror but just vague irritation, if you can call it that. He pokes Richard on the forehead and states with a slight slur]

You're clingier than Usopp when there's shit to fight. [And yet he doesn't shake him off.]

And yet you don't seem to mind.

[Clingy though he may be, there's a certain line that he won't cross, even drunk as he is right now. Sanji is quite firmly friendzoned for multiple reasons-- oh, sure, he's attractive enough, and Richard isn't going to lie to himself about not noticing that fact, but he's a friend, nothing more. Richard is quite happy with the status quo and he has no intention of trying to change it.]

It's not like you're the first guy to hug me.

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