APPOINTMENTS POST

[ledbythewind]

This post can be used to thread with or get in contact with Richard at any point when he doesn't have a post up! Just comment here (please use the format [Action, June 24th], [Voice, March 5th], etc. to make it clear when the thread is taking place and what type of thread it is) for a thread with him; if it's a continuation of another thread or post, please link that so I remember the context of the thread.

GO NUTS.

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[action, August 12th] My goodness, how bold of him.

[concasse]

Don't think the problem's everyone else, Richard. [Sorry bro. Your natto tastes like shit - this coming from the guy who will eat and make just about anything.]

But alright, I'll make it for you. [Pause] So long as the girls don't mind the smell. [After a brief grunt in which he hoists Richard a little higher along his back, the chef starts a very - very - slow stumble for the door. Drunk or not, he has no illusions about how long this walk home will take. It takes nearly all his concentration keeping his legs from crisscrossing.]

[action, August 12th] Richard likes men who are forward

[ledbythewind]

That's very kind of you.

[Sanji gets a... well, it was supposed to be a sort of hair nuzzle, but it turned into something more like Richard just rubbing his face against Sanji's hair. It's okay, though, because Sanji's hair is surprisingly soft and Richard is quickly distracted by this fact. He'll be behaving himself, at least for now.]

[action, August 12th] Too bad Sanji's usually a tsun.

[concasse]

[Sanji's only reply:] I'm a chef.

[The hair... nuzzling (?) is distracting on both ends, though thankfully not enough that Sanji runs into any buildings - and enjoy that watermelon scented shampoo, Richard, because Sanji's enough of a man to use girly-scented products whenever the fuck he wants.]

Oi. No eatin' m'hair. [Y'know, just in case he was thinking it]

[action, August 12th] Hahaha

[ledbythewind]

[Considering that Richard smells like honeysuckle, this is just a bouquet of manliness right here, yep. It does smell rather edible, but thankfully Richard isn't so far gone yet that he'd try something like that.

Yet.]

Now why would I do that?

[action, August 12th]

[concasse]

You keep touchin' it! [Flawless logic, that]

[action, August 12th]

[ledbythewind]

It smells fruity.

[Duh. That was probably also not the best choice of adjectives, not that he even realizes it.]

[action, August 12th]

[concasse]

'Cause of the shitty watermelon. [Richard, if it's a contest of adjectives, look at your competition. You win by default]

[action, August 12th]

[ledbythewind]

[... BRB burying his face in Sanji's hair again to ascertain that it really does smell like watermelon.]

[action, August 12th]

[concasse]

[RICHARD STOP INITIATING "STRANGER DANGER" ALREADY]

O-OI.

[action, August 12th]

[ledbythewind]

[GOOD THING HE'LL STOP A MOMENT LATER.]

You're right, it does!

[action, August 12th]

[concasse]

Of course it does! [You'd think he'd lie like that? Tell you it was watermelon when it was really herbal essence? Jeez.]

Now stop sniffin' my hair!

[action, August 12th]

[ledbythewind]

All right.

[Baww, why you gotta ruin his fun, Sanji? He'll just move to rest his chin on Sanji's shoulder instead, feeling suddenly sleepy.]