ledbythewind: (Lecturing Prince)
Richard, King of Windor ([personal profile] ledbythewind) wrote2012-08-14 03:40 pm

[Voice//Filtered to the Ladies of Luceti]

[So you know how Ling made that post to gossip about the eligible women of Luceti? Richard stalked that whole thing, partly out of boredom and partly because he happens to know a bunch of women and wanted to know what was being said about them. And the fact that Nami's name kept coming up so often... well, she's his friend, so as a true friend it's his duty to inform her of this fact. Just to be fair, of course.

He also may be slightly bored and wanting to see what happens when the rest of the girls find out about that conversation, but shhhh.]


Did you know that it's a custom in some worlds for a man to marry fifty wives? I had no idea that such a thing existed until I overheard a fascinating discussion the other day. It seems that one such bachelor is currently searching for fifty eligible women here in Luceti and asked the male population for a list of recommendations. I must admit, I was surprised by some of the names that came up. I expected Nami and Vivi, but Kairi, Ino, Shiemi, and Katara were quite popular as well. Some people even listed Nagisa and Pao-Lin.

But would any of you really want to share your husband with forty-nine other women? I couldn't help but wonder as to what you ladies think about a custom like that. Just out of curiosity, of course.

(OOC: Richard won't be responding to everything, but like Ling's post, go nuts with the threadjacking! This one is all for the girls so have fun with it!)
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) you know you love me)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-08-18 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, I think you'd make a great wife! [And way to keep missing the point, Pao-Lin!] You're really nice and you can cook really well. And you're cute too!
failguardian: (I'll be your new wife!)

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[personal profile] failguardian 2012-08-18 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, thanks! ♥ It's too bad you aren't a guy!

[And the trainwreck continues!]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) if i am lolita)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-08-26 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Choo choo, all aboard the Trainwreck Express!]

Ah, you don't like girls like that?
failguardian: (/unsuuuuuuure)

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[personal profile] failguardian 2012-08-27 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Now arriving at Awkward Street Station!]

N-no! Of course not! I mean, I like you. But I don't like girls.

[Here's hoping Pao-Lin can hear the italics.]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) you know you love me)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-09-04 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Pao-Lin missed Awkward Street Station, but she does notice Italics Avenue Station.]

Oh, okay!

[Can you tell how many fucks Pao-Lin gives about this? HINT: It begins with "z" and ends with "ero". Seriously, you'd think the girl had just asked what Anise thinks about the weather or something.]
failguardian: (You're weird and I think I like you)

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[personal profile] failguardian 2012-09-04 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is why she likes Pao-Lin so much. She's always so chill! Seeing that her declaration wasn't met with much of a reaction, Anise relaxes a bit.]

[Frantically grabbing around for a conversation topic to combat the lingering awkwardness, she blurts out:]


So, uh, what about you?

[...wait crap did she actually ask that - ]
i_am_not_cute: ((manga) who's that pokemon?)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-09-09 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, she did. Prepare to get the most shocking answer ever!]

Um...I don't know, really.

[Or not.

Yeah, Pao-Lin is really still (unsure) about this love deal. The thing with Rock was just an experiment, and the thing with Karina was...weird, so she doesn't know whether either of them really count. She definitely still likes both of them, but...she doesn't like them, she doesn't think.]
failguardian: (Replica + Replica = ?)

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[personal profile] failguardian 2012-09-14 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[Yeah that is kind of shocking for Anise actually. She expected immediate denial.]

[It feels pretty weird but...that didn't change anything about Pao-Lin at all, did it?]


Well, you have plenty of time to figure it out!
i_am_not_cute: (it'll be okay)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-09-17 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that's true!
i_am_not_cute: (mrr x 100)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-09-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Though...sometimes it feels like everyone has that stuff figured out except me...

[She's not that depressed about it, since she doesn't have any particular dreams about finding a nice guy/girl and getting married and having a family or whatever. Still, it's just a reminder of another way she's kind of a weirdo in the world.]
failguardian: (Secrets? Never.)

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[personal profile] failguardian 2012-09-24 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...

[Anise hadn't even really known there was anything to "figure out". She had been aware of the concept, of course, but had never really given that much thought to it.]

I'm sure you can't be the only one. And you have plenty of time!
i_am_not_cute: (i guess i'm smiling idk idk)

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[personal profile] i_am_not_cute 2012-09-27 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I guess that's true. Anyway, it shouldn't matter as long as I have friends and keep helping people, right?
failguardian: (I'll be your new wife!)

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[personal profile] failguardian 2012-09-29 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and you have plenty of both!