[So much for this whole thing not getting any gayer. Richard's sorry about this, really-- or he would be if he were even aware of anything besides "oww, can't breathe." At least that aspect is alleviated when Sanji finally manages to flop off him with all of the grace of a beached whale. (Then again, given that Richard is currently doing a very accurate impression of a fish out of water, they're pretty evenly matched.)
[action, August 12th]
It's clear this is going nowhere fast.]