[If this were a manga or anime (let us not examine that statement too closely), this would be the part where Sanji would do a spit-take in order to preserve his internal organs. Or something. Unfortunately, that's not what happens. He's so startled by the powerful, almost rancid taste in his mouth that he swallows the entire mouthful, and it shoots a jolt down his spine right before his head smacks against the table.
[action, August 12th]
... But hey, he stopped talking.]