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[Sometimes you just really, really need to get out of your house for a little while. That goes double when it is your birthday and your house is currently the residence of an ancient demon temporarily inhabiting the body of one of your best friends and a several-years-younger version of another friend in addition to the usual interesting cast of characters who reside there.

As much as Richard likes them, sometimes he just needs a little space, especially when he would much prefer that no one gets it into their heads to throw him a party or something. That's why this Saturday evening finds him at Good Spirits, nursing a glass of wine at the bar and just people-watching, though he isn't really making much effort to approach anyone. (Not yet, at least. Give him a few more drinks and that might change.)

Later on in the evening, he'll head back home and attempt to sneak to his room before anyone can jump on him to wish him a happy birthday. Of course, knowing his luck...]

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Sure, sure. Take your time, it's not too busy here. [He considers saying something more - reconsiders - considers again, and then-] Thanks for not throwing the bar at his head. He really is a harmless guy, honest.

I don't know what the hell he was going on about. [ he won't comment on the bar. he was tempted. ]

I can't say for sure by just watching you, but to me it kinda looked like he was flirting with you.

[ a blank stare... this. someone... wha... there's a slight questioning lift to his eyebrows, clearly confused, before he frowns. ] No.

Really, you don't think so? I mean, if I was gonna flirt with somebody I didn't know, calling them attractive is a good start.

[ Except that is Shizuo Heiwajima you're talking to and he probably won't ever understand the concept of flirting. Or, more accurately, flirting directed at him. Which is fine, at least in Izaya's eyes.

... oh, are you wondering where Izaya is? Ahh, somewhere in the back. He had heard the conversation between Shizuo and Richard (it was entertaining, until Shizuo neglected to throw that bartop. Damn Shizuo and his sudden ability to hold back. Why couldn't he just embrace his lack of humanity and go crazy like usual?), and it was the only thing that kept him from slinking out the back sooner. You see, he woke up in the bar. He figured that was the Malnosso's doing and while he questioned it, wanted to know more, and was rather pissed about the whole thing, he also figured he could keep himself entertained for a few minutes by listening to Shizuo royally piss himself off. Too bad that wasn't what ended up happening, it would have put him in a much better mood.

Oh, that's a little off topic, isn't it?

Back on topic then! Now that Izaya's had his "fill" of Shizuo's humiliation, he's going to aim to sneak out the back. Will he be able to escape before Shizuo goes for his cigarette, or will he be found out? The answer is...

Quite obvious. ]

[ clearly, in a previous life, shizuo had made a point to stomp on every little child's sand castle and drive his bad karma up to the point where he was just not allowed to have a good day. he'd thought that something felt... off, but he had, for once, chalked it up to paranoia. what were the chances that slimy bastard was going to return here?

the look he gives zack is positively dumbfounded. ] You definitely heard it wrong. [ definitely. because that's just silly, zack.

he shakes his head, turning - and suddenly the cigarette between his fingers is snapped and tossed to the ground. shizuo stomps the remains into the floor. that calm look is immediately replaced by a nasty, dangerous snarl of a smile. then, suddenly, one of the stools is flying towards the other end of the bar. ]

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[ ... well. His luck wasn't that great either, it seemed. Izaya turned, with a smile of course, to face Shizuo and that oncoming stool. Siiidestep~!

Izaya shakes his head. ]

[ Izaya glances to the side before shrugging and looking at Zack. He gives a friendly wave! ]

[ lalalalalala RUN OUT THE BACK DOOR ]

IZAYA!

[ izaya is one of the few people that knows precisely what sets him off. every single button and trigger. and he's the only person that gleefully smashes every single one. shizuo was angry before, but he's mind numbingly furious now. there's no thought in his head other than smashing that smug smile off of his face.

he springs over every obstacle and races off after the other man, casually ripping the door off as he passes by.

AND THEY'RE OFF. ]

[Richard hit the floor the moment that chair was thrown because WHOA ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES MUCH? And he likes his head right where it is, thanks.

He'll remeain silent and just staring as the pair make their rather dramatic exit, his mind still trying to process just what happened there. Did he accidentally start a bar fight by trying to flirt with the bartender?

He really isn't drunk enough for this.]

[...This is getting to be an alarmingly frequent occurrence around here. With a long-suffering sigh, Zack steps over to the door, lifting it off the ground to check out the damage. It's not looking pretty, but at least it wasn't the window this time...]

Sorry, Richard, looks like you picked a bad day to be here!

Yes, it looks like I did. I do seem to have a knack for having interesting timing.

[Happy birthday to him, indeed. He'll just get up off the floor, brush himself off with a smile, and then sit back down, though that smile is just strained enough that it likely reads as "give me a glass of the strongest you've got."]

[Yeah, Zack's getting that feeling. He heads over to the bar, mixing up a couple of one he'd learned from Sigmund awhile back- Drunken Pageboy, a dark drink resembling a cola with a dollop of brandy-whipped cream and nutmeg on the top. It's a little deceptively sweet.

The bar isn't busy, so Zack sits down across from Richard, sipping at his own after he's offered the other to his customer.]

So what's the occasion today? Or are you just out to cruise?

[Yeah he saw you flirting with Shizuo there, you stud.]

[It's my twenty-first birthday and I'm trying not to think about the fact that I spent my birthday last year celebrating it with my ex-boyfriend.

... is what he's thinking, but not about to say out loud. Instead, he just gives a slight smile and a nod of thanks as he accepts the drink.]

More like I just needed a break from my housemates for a little while, and Sir Shizuo was an interesting person.

[And attractive, but he doesn't think he needs to say that part out loud either.]

[Man, Richard, you're supposed to open up to the bartender, that's what he's there for!]

Haha, yeah, he's definitely interesting. [And a bit touched. The Izaya thing is an ongoing drama he has yet to really touch with a ten foot pole.] He's a nice guy if you can get him talking, but that's a challenge all by itself.

[THEN KEEP THE DRINKS COMING, MAN.]

Mmm. He does seem to be on the quiet side for the most part, except...

[... except for when he RIPS DOORS OFF HINGES and goes roaring out of the bar chasing someone.]

[TAKE IT SLOW, MAN, THESE ARE KIND OF STRONG.]

Except for the furniture-throwing, yeah. He does that a lot. It's a good thing this place repairs itself, or we'd be fixing it up a lot.

[But they taste so good. :(]

Is he human?

[He knows it's a bit of an intrusive question, but after Naoki, he's curious. Not that it would make him think less of someone even if they weren't.]

He's never told me otherwise. I think he's just super-strong - there's people like that all over the place here.

[Like the guy with the freaky glowing eyes right in front of you, for instance.]

Perhaps that would be why he reacted so badly when I told him he was attractive, if he's used to others trying to use him because of that strength.

... I apologize for the door, by the way. [Subject change? PERHAPS.]

[Probably a good thing- he can't confirm or deny Richard's comment. He just knows that Shizuo has kind of a lousy history. But don't they all? Why else would they gather here.]

Nah, forget about it- even if you hadn't been here, Shizuo would've done that. It's because of the other guy that he got that angry, not you. Believe it or not, this isn't the first time this happened.

... does it always end with so much property damage?

...Usually. Good thing the buildings fix themselves, huh?

[Richard nods, chuckling a little. Then, after another sip of his drink, he adds:]

I should go apologize to him for bothering him. I wasn't thinking that most men wouldn't take kindly to another man telling them that they're good-looking.

I... would actually wait until the next time you see him here. You can't really stop Shizuo when he's on a rampage, and you'll probably just get hurt if you try to talk to him today. And it's not like complimenting him was a bad thing, it's just not good to push it.

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this is the only icon I have that accurately describes his face

I think it works out pretty well.

Indeed!

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