[Trips to the grocery store take Jean longer than they really should, because he ends up getting sidetracked by the unfamiliar array of oddities that are supposedly food. He's been examining this box for the past minute, trying to figure out what the hell a "fruit gusher" is, if not some kind of wax.
Giving up, and finding the box's claims of edibility to be dubious at best, he shoves it back onto the shelf and continues down the aisle...only to have his eye snagged by another box labeled "Froot Loops."]
...Who the hell wants to eat something that ain't even spelled right? [He mutters this to himself, but he's not generally known for having a quiet voice.]
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Giving up, and finding the box's claims of edibility to be dubious at best, he shoves it back onto the shelf and continues down the aisle...only to have his eye snagged by another box labeled "Froot Loops."]
...Who the hell wants to eat something that ain't even spelled right? [He mutters this to himself, but he's not generally known for having a quiet voice.]